Sunday, December 9, 2007

What the pluck



Make: Revlon
Model: Slant Tip Compact Tweezer
Size: Compact
Color: Silver
Part: 2325-10
MSRP: $1.99
Paid: $1.99
Made in: China

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Date purchased: 12/9/2007
n/w?: Want

Comment: In the interest of maintaining the honesty and integrity of this project, I told myself I would post everything I buy. Which means everything. After talking things over with MatthewMachine, I decided that it was unnecessary to make up a story about picking up a splinter from my ragged wood floors, while walking around barefoot. Truth is, I once dated a really high-maintenance girl who caused the formation of this habit after boldly stating that my very light and hardly noticeable stray hairs bothered her. Ever since, anything that grows beyond the intended border of my handsomely arching eyebrows, gets uncomfortably ripped out by their root. Women are very strange creatures, yet I have some how allowed myself to pick up one of their odd and painful habits. If it makes a difference I usually have a very rugged beard for contrast and masculinity.

3 comments:

Bombproof said...

Haha love the titles! I check this blog at least 4 times a week, miss you bro!

Ginger M said...

"In lieu of" means "instead of." I don't think that's what you meant.

I'll just duck now while everyone throws things at me for correcting a stranger's grammar on a blog.

It is a very interesting blog, and I enjoy it very much.

.BWJ. said...

Thanks Ginger.

Sometimes these are thrown up in haste and I have no editor. So all corrections made on blatant errors are much appreciated.

:)